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Funny would you rather questions: 50 ridiculous choices

Spaghetti for hair or sweating maple syrup. A laugh track that follows you or dramatic music when you enter a room. None of these have a right answer, which is the point. Play them live and the room sees how it split the moment everyone has voted.

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  1. 01Would you rather always sing instead of talk or always dance instead of walk?
  2. 02Would you rather sneeze every time someone says your name or hiccup every time you laugh?
  3. 03Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or have a cat the size of a dinosaur?
  4. 04Would you rather speak only in rhymes for a week or speak only in questions for a week?
  5. 05Would you rather have a laugh track follow you everywhere or have dramatic music play when you enter a room?
  6. 06Would you rather wear clown shoes to every job interview or wear a wizard hat to every wedding?
  7. 07Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or fight 100 duck-sized horses?
  8. 08Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
  9. 09Would you rather be able to talk to pigeons or be able to talk to squirrels?
  10. 10Would you rather eat every meal with chopsticks for a year or eat every meal with a ladle for a year?
  11. 11Would you rather have your thoughts read aloud for one hour or have your search history on a billboard for a day?
  12. 12Would you rather have your life narrated like a nature documentary or have a studio audience react to everything you do?
  13. 13Would you rather have a nose that honks when you laugh or have ears that wiggle when you lie?
  14. 14Would you rather live in a house made of pudding or live in a house made of bubble wrap?
  15. 15Would you rather trip every time you see a cute dog or squeal every time you see a cute dog?
  16. 16Would you rather have a theme song that plays when you walk in or have a mascot that follows you around?
  17. 17Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
  18. 18Would you rather hop on one foot everywhere you go or crawl everywhere you go?
  19. 19Would you rather be chased by a slow zombie forever or be chased by a fast zombie for one day?
  20. 20Would you rather have a tail you can't control or have antennae that light up when you're hungry?
  21. 21Would you rather wear a tuxedo every day for a year or wear pajamas to every formal event?
  22. 22Would you rather be famous for a ridiculous dance or be famous for a ridiculous sneeze?
  23. 23Would you rather have a parrot that repeats your secrets or have a dog that tells your jokes better than you?
  24. 24Would you rather take a bath in ketchup or take a bath in mustard?
  25. 25Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with a mime or get stuck in an elevator with a magician who won't stop?
  26. 26Would you rather only communicate through interpretive dance or only communicate through charades?
  27. 27Would you rather sound like a cartoon chipmunk or sound like a movie trailer narrator?
  28. 28Would you rather burp glitter or sneeze confetti?
  29. 29Would you rather be a giant hamster or be a tiny elephant?
  30. 30Would you rather say every thought out loud for a day or not speak at all for a week?
  31. 31Would you rather have unlimited tacos but no hot sauce or have unlimited hot sauce but no tacos?
  32. 32Would you rather wake up as a goose or wake up as a raccoon?
  33. 33Would you rather laugh at every joke you hear or never be able to laugh at a joke?
  34. 34Would you rather ride a giraffe to work or ride an ostrich to work?
  35. 35Would you rather have every door you open lead to a random room or have every call you make go to a random person?
  36. 36Would you rather always smell like garlic or always smell like wet dog?
  37. 37Would you rather wear socks that are always a little damp or have a pebble in your shoe forever?
  38. 38Would you rather live inside a sitcom or live inside a soap opera?
  39. 39Would you rather lose every game of tag forever or win every game of tag but cry each time?
  40. 40Would you rather have a cat that talks but only insults you or have a dog that talks but only compliments you?
  41. 41Would you rather eat one bug or eat nothing but plain rice for a week?
  42. 42Would you rather have a clown at every meeting or have a mariachi band at every meal?
  43. 43Would you rather have hands for feet or have feet for hands?
  44. 44Would you rather live without a fridge or live without a couch?
  45. 45Would you rather only be able to walk backward or only be able to walk sideways?
  46. 46Would you rather have a flying carpet that goes 5 miles per hour or have a car that only drives in reverse?
  47. 47Would you rather be a famous wizard who can only make toast or be an unknown wizard with unlimited power?
  48. 48Would you rather have your name be your least favorite food or eat your least favorite food every Friday?
  49. 49Would you rather be followed by a pigeon that judges you or be followed by a seagull that steals your snacks?
  50. 50Would you rather have a voice that echoes in every room or have footsteps that squeak like a toy?
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What makes a would you rather question funny?

Two options that are equally absurd. If one choice is clearly better, nobody argues about it. The best ones split the room close to 50/50.

Is this deck free?

Yes. It's one of the starter decks, so you can play it live without signing up.

Is it OK for kids?

Yes. It's silly, not crude, so it works for families and classrooms as well as adults.

How do we play it live?

Put the deck on a TV or shared screen, everyone scans the code or types the 6-digit code on their phone, and the votes are revealed once everyone has picked.

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